- me: 911 please i think the who fandom broke
- 911: dear god it was the sherlockians yesterday
- An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
- Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
- mom: what was that?
- me: my shirt fell
- mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
- me: i was in it
i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe